THE SUPERWHOLOCK MACHINE
Alexa Christopher, A.K.A Queen Of The Alpacas.
I'm a musician, who likes to sing, play guitar, write, take photos, sciencey-wiencey stuff, astronomy and physics, read, and learn (a lot). Mostly a SuperWhoLock, Klaine- oh what the hell i ship everyone and everything and i watch a ton of shows, so knock yourself out.


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When it rains outside

Facebook: 22 statuses
Twitter: 37 tweets
Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
Tumblr: What is outside?
Avengers fandom: stop it, Thor.
Percy Jackson fandom: Zeus and Poseidon are fighting. Again.
Paramore fandom: ANd WHEN IT RAINS... ON THIS SIDE OF TOWN IT TOUCHES...EVERYTHING
Grey's Anatomy Fandom: Perfect Storm
Game of Thrones Fandom: Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall with not a soul to hear
Supernatural Fandom: At least something is falling from the sky besides Angels.
11 minutes ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 160,602 notes
Tagged as: #TOO SOON 
oddlyvintage:

Elijah Wood’s calligraphy practice for LotR

oddlyvintage:

Elijah Wood’s calligraphy practice for LotR

12 minutes ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 7,247 notes
AWW YOU QT BUT DON'T SWEAT IT I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU A PIGGYBACK ANYWAY

Anonymous

GURL PLZ I AM UR FLYING UNICORN PEGASUS IMMA CARRY U ALL THE WAY TO MORDOR AND BACK AGAIN

18 minutes ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 0 notes

its-tuesday-again:

its-tuesday-again:

its-tuesday-again:

its-tuesday-again:

once my uncle flipped backwards off a swing and hit his head so hard he lost his sense of smell

once my uncle got drunk while he was in the army in germany and got a pink, flying unicorn tattooed across his entire upper arm

once my uncle skateboarded around the top of a water tower then got in it and swam around

what i’m trying to say is don’t be like my uncle

21 minutes ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 22,065 notes

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

21 minutes ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 11,379 notes
IT IS A GREAT BURDEN TO ME I AM UNCERTAIN OF HOW TO BEAR IT AT SOME POINTS IN TIME

Anonymous

I CANNOT CARRY YOUR BURDENS BUT I CAN CARRY YOU

38 minutes ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 1 note
durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:


A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification. article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting. Remember ladies:
 “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

  • “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
  • A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
  • If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
  • Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
  • You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
  • The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.
53 minutes ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 28,986 notes

whatladybird:

I am really impressed with anyone who has come face-to-face with Jensen Ackles and not either run screaming in the other direction or immediately passed out at his feet

59 minutes ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 52 notes
your fannibal-detecting sense are beyond compare! yh it's weird for me because i am also a superwholockian and i'm just really obsessed with loads of people and I'm in a ton of fandoms and then it's like ooh do I become friends with myself what do I do how do these people belong to ONE fandoM?>!?>!?!?

Anonymous

THE DILEMMAS OF THE MULTI SHIPPER

I feel you gurl. I feel ur pain and confusion…

1 hour ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 0 notes

So @chriscolfer is nominated for a Teen Choice Award for TV Actor Comedy! It’s time to vote!!!

1 hour ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 256 notes
well um i have to admit i am a little tiny bit of a fannibal it's quite fun really and also no-one actually gets eaten even if they're rude? plus the edits are really pretty and hugh dancy is really adorable?

Anonymous

I KNEW IT! I can smell a fannibal from a mile away with my fannibal-senses. And yes I do have to agree with you on the point that Hugh Dancy is adorbz. P.s. you guys make EXTREMELY amazing graphics. They’re very beautiful. And I appreciate the fact that you’re becoming friends with superwholockians like us

1 hour ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 0 notes

hurtkid:

some highlights ok ill stop talking about it now it was just so funny omg

1 hour ago on May 22nd, 2013 | J | 3,074 notes